Thread: The Amazing One-Sentence Story!
With great torpor, a monotonous drone rang out through the forest:
"i don't know about forsaking," replied god, "but i'm very close to <i>four-steaking</i> you, you sexy cadaver you. mrow."
"Oh no you don't; I've read enough Greek mythology to know where this will end up."
Whereupon the American Eagle of Justice descended to consume the impaled corpse.
"Dammit," mumbled God, and His word became action as the fatuous bird fell into the pits of Hell, subsequently damning all of North America.
Satan laughed in glee as an entire country of sinners became his.
Finally, he thought, he could wage Ragnarok, the war on heaven (meanwhile the narrator facepalmed at the awful and chimerical references to three different mythologies).
Satan felt victorious after having pwnt n rekt le narturr's bumhol and promptly launched his horrible army of poorly cloned Medusas that he once fantasised about after astute research on Greek mythology.