Thread: The Amazing One-Sentence Story!
The pilot, finishing his incantation, pulled the plane out of its stall, going the other direction, so that the plane fell away from the towers while picking up speed(so that it would right itself).
The captain expertly manouvered the aircraft into a vertical position and began to fly upwards, callously ignoring the laws of physics.
The flight attendant sighed and renewed her disdain towards the pilot, enough to heighten her newfound 100% fat-free Omega3 powers, now with the goodness of antioxidants.
Unfortunately, the health benefits were all a hoax fabricates by the neo-nazis of the advertising, marketing and publicity department.
The laws of physics suddenly returning, the flight attendant realized that tearing off the plane's "roof" while the plane was flying upside-down might not have been the best idea as the former passengers began falling from the plane onto the ground and people below like rain falling onto a busy antbed in the middle of a thunderstorm.
(UPDATE: The original story now is in a spoiler tag, to save space on the first page. Thank you, SavageWolf !)
(UPDATE: The original story now is in a spoiler tag, to save space on the first page. Thank you, SavageWolf !)
"What sort of service is this?!" shreiked an irate old woman, to which her softer husband replied, "Well, I told you to avoid these budget airlines."
The body, spread on a crucifix high in a Siberian pine tree, began to moan morosely.
"and by morosely", said the narrator, "i meant sensually and with intent to seduce"