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Pastafarianism all the way.
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You wish to be touched by his noodley appendages?
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I am writing this comment as a little advertisement.

WE HAVE A NATIONSTATES THING.
SEEEE?!
IT IS AWESOME
COME JOIN

Remember to make a nation (or revive), and share the fun. :D
I look forward to seeing you. Or not. :3

Oh, and the password is 'Choleric'.
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I think that no game can compare to the charm that Botanicula brings. It's a wonderfully unique game in any way I can care to think of. Firstly, you play as a little group of five plant-y things. They only ever speak in gibberish, which is pretty awesome. Not only that, but every other character only uses gibberish – the only text that ever appears is on the title screen and the options screen. They use little animated image bubbles to convey their messages, and it's actually a wonderful way to narrate the story. It seems that emotions are a lot more easily shown through this method, or something! Secondly, it's funnily funny. At parts. The graphics are beautiful, the puzzles range from logic to intuition to twitch-movements, and the soundtrack is truly extraordinary. It's a suitable length, and has an abundance of easter eggs and hidden treats (literally – there's like 60 in total).

The actual story is rather simple: there's these strange spider things that suck the life out of your tree (which is basically the equivalent of your entire world). Mr Lantern (one of the characters you play as) has found the last remaining seed of the tree, and has thus taken the responsibility to run away from the spiders and plant a new tree, which would save everyone! He gathers his four friends, and together you run through a multitude of surreal worlds on this tree, trying to find a way off the tree. Sometimes you succeed, sometimes you fail, sometimes you get confused and just sit there smiling at the ingenuity of it all. Then you complete it, with a tear in your eye, and can live your life twenty times better than before. And more...!

Seriously, though, Botanicula is my favourite game of all time. There should be a law in place that forces everyone to play it at least three times. :3

Oh, and their actual site is here. You can play a demo of it there. But get it anyway!!1 :D
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Totally not. Moving over may result in bad things. You know, baaaaad things. Things that are not good. Bad. Not good. Bad bad good good bad bad good bad bad good bad. Bad. Good.

Bad.
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This is a comment, which should in turn create activity by MAAAAGIC or something!
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Don't be stupid.
We all know that by coming here you have an ounce of intelligence, and sensibility. If something looks stupid (by which this means 'a bad idea'), it is probably wrong. Unless it's SAPPHIROS. He's perfect.

SavageWolf's SAPPHIROS' word is final.
Anything that SAPPHIROS condones is wrong. You'll probably be banned for disobeying it. Unless there is a consensus vote against SAPPHIROS' decision. Either way, it's a false democracy; SAPPHIROS is still the supreme ruler.

I like the zeroth one already there. The first one should cover almost every rule as a safeguard, and the second one is just in case something goes wrong after that. It's foolproof!!1
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