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Maybe it's that we're all incredibly intelligent and know everything about the GGD without previously being told because we are psychics or something?
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"Dammit," mumbled God, and His word became action as the fatuous bird fell into the pits of Hell, subsequently damning all of North America.
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"Oh no you don't; I've read enough Greek mythology to know where this will end up."
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With great torpor, a monotonous drone rang out through the forest:
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The body, spread on a crucifix high in a Siberian pine tree, began to moan morosely.
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"What sort of service is this?!" shreiked an irate old woman, to which her softer husband replied, "Well, I told you to avoid these budget airlines."
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Unfortunately, the health benefits were all a hoax fabricates by the neo-nazis of the advertising, marketing and publicity department.
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Oh, so the thing needs to be strictly consecutive? I thought it could be found anywhere in the item.

Being ambiguous us hard. I hope you get what I mean.
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yeah, i get what you mean. please delete, though
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The captain expertly manouvered the aircraft into a vertical position and began to fly upwards, callously ignoring the laws of physics.
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There is not chocolate behind the green glass door, and no cake.

Sad times.

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There are, however, sweets behind the green glass door. I suppose that makes up for the lack of chocolate and cake.
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