This is the 69th forum thread. This is somewhat important. lololololololololol
Ditto to Colorz,though I would jokingly say that you could try to emulate every atom and photon using real-life physical relationships and hope that some PC processor can handle it.
Or you run a zombie computer to visit the site every 10 minutes, navigate to the forum, and make a new thread titled a string of three random words from its dictionary. Then you have hits, posts, AND reasons to come! :D