I cannot think of anything to say, so here is a list of random quotes

"Did you know I invented eating? Single-handedly solved world hunger"

"You may have a very minor case, of serious brain damage"

"Oh no! Looks like somebody spilt raspberry juice ALL OVER THE FLOOR"

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!? I'M THE MAN WHO IS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
WITH THE LEMONS!!"

"You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?"

"Did you know I built this castle?
This castle is over 500 years old dad...
I know, I designed it that way!"

"I MADE THIS FOR YOU"

"Well, well, you may just be the luckiest girl in the history of my genitals"

"Mike Aruba!"

"Time to kick some names, and take some ass!
I think you got that backwards...
Did I? Did i?..."

"You don't understand! Now that gravity has been slain we can fly!!!"

"My contract has expired"

"That'll be 87.50"