I must note that you described internet trolls as not fae. I must say, this egregious oversimplification offends me to my very core. Have you considered the possibility that, say, a goblin could just walk up to a computer and start typing in offensive things like... like... "Internet trolls aren't fae."
I knew it! You thought you could hide your clever schemes, but I knew better. You're one of those crazy fae with their water pistols and spray paints! When will you ridiculous mythological folklore beings learn not to mess up honest people's lawns like you so often do!111111!!!!7!!!!!psi!!!! I'll call the cops, gosh dern it!!!111!!!!numbers!!!!!!h!!! I'll arrest you vandals! JUST YOU WAIT!!