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Cyäegha loosened her grip on her husband's windpipe long enough for him to ask the flight attendant, "I forgot my book in the airport and I was wondering whether you have anything more interesting to read than this drivel?" waving the remaining tatter of pamphlet.
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Since the pamphlet was eaten in a previous sentence, would "the remains of the pamphlet" be acceptable?