My tastes in anime are extremely limited. The only anime I've really enjoyed is Death Note. I find most others to be 'over-the-top' or something like that.

Death Note's 'dubs' weren't bad, as far as I'm concerned. And if they are, by your standards, I don't understand what you're complaining about, to be honest. But I don't know, I'm not interested in arguing about something I'm not interested. I don't really like subs, as I seem to have the exact opposite opinion on dubs as Shamash, in that I find all of the non-dub voices to sound like children, or something?

I don't know.
Words.