Suicide? Well, it's kind of an awkward word to say. Suicide. Suicide. Soo-ih-side. Soo-ih-side. Soo-ee-coon. Suicide really does sound kind of like Suicune when you think about it. Suicune has nothing to do with suicide, though.

Ohh, wait, you meant what I thought about the *action*, not the word itself. That makes a lot more sense.

I think I probably have a controversial opinion on suicide, in that I don't think it's an evil horrible selfish bad bad meanie racist act approved of by the devil in He... Hestia, but I do think that calling it selfish to coomit suicide is, in itself, selfish. Imagine how the suicidal person in question must feel. "Either I try and everyone hates me, or I end it and everyone hates me!" It's like how I feel about basketball. If I don't do it, people complain, because I have to *try* and maybe it'll be *fun* and then maybe the moon will go rogue and start eating people. If I do do it, people complain, because I suck at basketball. It's a lose-lose situation.

*WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS NOT SERIOUS. DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO NO-SERIOUS STUFF!!*

You know, now that I think about it, suicide really is the answer to anything and everything. Out of milk? SUICIDE. Bad at basketball? SUICIDE. Can't commit suicide? SUICIDE. Maybe we've been underestimating the strengths of suicide. I'm going to go try it now.

*END NON-SERIOUS STUFF. BACK TO SERIOUS. OR MORE SERIOUS, AT ANY RATE.*

I think suicide is a harsh, but acceptable, final solution to a problem. It's certainly not the FIRST think anyone should try, but if all else fails, rant about it on Fighu- I mean, uh, suicide. Suicune. Yes.

I can see why the whole 'no return' thing bothers people, but if someone can't, really can't, get better, there is always the final ragequit. Now that's a much nicer term than 'suicide', isn't it? Final ragequit. I should copyright that.

In conclusion, Suicune.