Thread: Bored sentimental fallenfigforumgoers check in here
Is it boring? - 7 votes cast
2: It sure is boring.
1: You're so boring, I could die!
0: Boooooooooring.
3: You are a boreface.
1: Enough!
0: [Other]
So, to all of you who question your Fighuntiness, these are some things that might make you a fighunter.
1: YOU EAT COPIUS AMOUNTS OF FIGS.
This is a big one. Fig is a massive key factor for our culture. If you eat figs... That's just a sign.
2: you have a bitchin pair of blades.
This is one of the biggest factors on here. You CAN'T be a fighuntr without rollerblades. If you don't own a pair of blades, then idk what the love you doin with yo life man.
3: you do a lot of meth.
Ohh yes. The first three on this list are clear essentials to become fighunter. The meth is what sparks pur flame and makes us who we are. We are nothing without meth, for meth is life.
4: w a l m a r t
Walmart is lovein paradise. And the best spot to go bladin and steal figs. Nuf said.
5: you cook woth motor oil.
Cooking with motor oil is genious. Do it.
6: you have a strong hatred for the alorafaners.
The alorafaners are our rival enemies who deserve to ducking die. If you eat flowers, you are NEVER going to be fighunter enough for us. Eating flowers is wrong. Figs for life. And love off with yer scooters and target you degenerate aloarfaners
7: you are a millenial, gen z, gen x, or silent generation.
We lovein hate boomers bc most of them don't understabd our culture. Unless you're 69 years old. Then you stay bc LOL 69.
8: you listen to Anal Cunt.
Best band ever.
9: you know who Devonte is.
Dont love with Devonte. Hes lile a taller version of Terry Crews.
10: you've loveed Kyle's mom.
Everyone's loveed kyles mom. Shes 38, aisian, and 325 pounds of pure MILF.
11: "its fighunter, not fig hunter."
Nuf said.
12: you worship satan
Not essential, but a lot of worshipping satan.
13: you wear a trenchcoat every day
No matter how hot it is outside.
14: you throw eggs at people you hate.
Other mods, plz pin this for me bc idk how to. Thank you. Hail satan.
1: YOU EAT COPIUS AMOUNTS OF FIGS.
This is a big one. Fig is a massive key factor for our culture. If you eat figs... That's just a sign.
2: you have a bitchin pair of blades.
This is one of the biggest factors on here. You CAN'T be a fighuntr without rollerblades. If you don't own a pair of blades, then idk what the love you doin with yo life man.
3: you do a lot of meth.
Ohh yes. The first three on this list are clear essentials to become fighunter. The meth is what sparks pur flame and makes us who we are. We are nothing without meth, for meth is life.
4: w a l m a r t
Walmart is lovein paradise. And the best spot to go bladin and steal figs. Nuf said.
5: you cook woth motor oil.
Cooking with motor oil is genious. Do it.
6: you have a strong hatred for the alorafaners.
The alorafaners are our rival enemies who deserve to ducking die. If you eat flowers, you are NEVER going to be fighunter enough for us. Eating flowers is wrong. Figs for life. And love off with yer scooters and target you degenerate aloarfaners
7: you are a millenial, gen z, gen x, or silent generation.
We lovein hate boomers bc most of them don't understabd our culture. Unless you're 69 years old. Then you stay bc LOL 69.
8: you listen to Anal Cunt.
Best band ever.
9: you know who Devonte is.
Dont love with Devonte. Hes lile a taller version of Terry Crews.
10: you've loveed Kyle's mom.
Everyone's loveed kyles mom. Shes 38, aisian, and 325 pounds of pure MILF.
11: "its fighunter, not fig hunter."
Nuf said.
12: you worship satan
Not essential, but a lot of worshipping satan.
13: you wear a trenchcoat every day
No matter how hot it is outside.
14: you throw eggs at people you hate.
Other mods, plz pin this for me bc idk how to. Thank you. Hail satan.
man, sub-creator, the refracted light
through whom is splintered from a single White
through whom is splintered from a single White
the dao that can be told is not the eternal dao
the name that can be named is not the eternal name
the name that can be named is not the eternal name
im permabanned poster deferentsheep. i first started posting on fighunter when i was about 14. by 15 i got really obsessed with the concept of “flash games” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “MARDEK Chapter 4” and “DUUUH” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “flash game” style of fighunter humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” fighunter to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
A ring of gold and a milk-white dove
Are goodly gifts for thee,
And a hempen rope for your own love
To hang upon a tree.
For you a House of Ivory,
(Roses are white in the rose-bower)!
A narrow bed for me to lie,
(White, O white, is the hemlock flower)!
Myrtle and jessamine for you,
(O the red rose is fair to see)!
For me the cypress and the rue,
(Finest of all is rosemary)!
For you three lovers of your hand,
(Green grass where a man lies dead)!
For me three paces on the sand,
(Plant lilies at my head)!
Are goodly gifts for thee,
And a hempen rope for your own love
To hang upon a tree.
For you a House of Ivory,
(Roses are white in the rose-bower)!
A narrow bed for me to lie,
(White, O white, is the hemlock flower)!
Myrtle and jessamine for you,
(O the red rose is fair to see)!
For me the cypress and the rue,
(Finest of all is rosemary)!
For you three lovers of your hand,
(Green grass where a man lies dead)!
For me three paces on the sand,
(Plant lilies at my head)!
"Did you take your medicine today?"
She has no pill in mind. Just a vague idea that something should render me less persuasive, less unfair, more stupid, and that I should be taking it.
She has no pill in mind. Just a vague idea that something should render me less persuasive, less unfair, more stupid, and that I should be taking it.
When a wasp's nest is stirred up, it is seldom the wasps that grieve later.