This is a game about trying to keep the last melon from everyone else without eating it. Whoever retains it by the end of the thread will be mentioned in one of my entry messages or something, I don't know.
Anyone, I will build a fortress to guard the melon, with elite guards at all doors, and a stone floor so no one can go underground... :o
I will capture 30 ravenous wolves, then throw a grenade that releases an odor of decaying meat at the main entrance. after which I will release my wolves and let them devour your guards allowing me to simply walk in and take the melon.
I will store the melon in a titanium safe in the center of a room where the floor is 2ft tall spikes, and is guarded by robot guards.