So, to all of you who question your Fighuntiness, these are some things that might make you a fighunter.
1: YOU EAT COPIUS AMOUNTS OF FIGS.
This is a big one. Fig is a massive key factor for our culture. If you eat figs... That's just a sign.
2: you have a bitchin pair of blades.
This is one of the biggest factors on here. You CAN'T be a fighuntr without rollerblades. If you don't own a pair of blades, then idk what the love you doin with yo life man.
3: you do a lot of meth.
Ohh yes. The first three on this list are clear essentials to become fighunter. The meth is what sparks pur flame and makes us who we are. We are nothing without meth, for meth is life.
4: w a l m a r t
Walmart is lovein paradise. And the best spot to go bladin and steal figs. Nuf said.
5: you cook woth motor oil.
Cooking with motor oil is genious. Do it.
6: you have a strong hatred for the alorafaners.
The alorafaners are our rival enemies who deserve to ducking die. If you eat flowers, you are NEVER going to be fighunter enough for us. Eating flowers is wrong. Figs for life. And love off with yer scooters and target you degenerate aloarfaners
7: you are a millenial, gen z, gen x, or silent generation.
We lovein hate boomers bc most of them don't understabd our culture. Unless you're 69 years old. Then you stay bc LOL 69.
8: you listen to Anal Cunt.
Best band ever.
9: you know who Devonte is.
Dont love with Devonte. Hes lile a taller version of Terry Crews.
10: you've loveed Kyle's mom.
Everyone's loveed kyles mom. Shes 38, aisian, and 325 pounds of pure MILF.
11: "its fighunter, not fig hunter."
Nuf said.
12: you worship satan
Not essential, but a lot of worshipping satan.
13: you wear a trenchcoat every day
No matter how hot it is outside.
14: you throw eggs at people you hate.
Other mods, plz pin this for me bc idk how to. Thank you. Hail satan.
... You should really update your system when you can. If only for the security things... It isn't like Skype where newer versions are universally crap.