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Oh, I know this one.

There are walls behind the green glass door, but no paintings.
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(We would like to take this oppurtunity to apologise to anyone who was affected by 9/11, and to commemorate the passing of those who died that day.)
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With the almighty power of OMEGA-3 locked inside the tuna, the flight attendant became the smartest person on the planet and, using her telekinesis that all smart people have, tore open the 'roof' of the plane and let Liberty and Freedom inside.
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Hello everyone! I'm a person. I think. Am I a person? Or just a giant piece of crystal floating on top of the keyboard? Sometimes, I find it hard to tell, y'know?

So yeah, I hope you all like it here. Also, SavageWolf, because you fixed that leak, the roof is now on fire. Thought you might want to look into that
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We don't need no water. Let the motherloveers burn. Burn, motherloveers, burn.
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Could you not swear please...
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Yeah, I could probably do that. I'd rather feel free like a bird, but if I must be ensnared, can you at least tell me you love me?
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The prayer was to make this moment a fixed point in time, so that no time travellers could fly in in their police boxes and stop him from doing what he was about to do.
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Oh, brillant! I should be able to join in soon enough, though.
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'Hmmmmmmmmm, how incredibly interesting', he said.
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What's the deadline for this? I'd join, but I wouldn't have a lot of time at the moment.
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This allows anyone to jump in at any time.
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Oh, brillant! I should be able to join in soon enough, though.
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'Okay there, now, lads and lassies, there's no need to make this into a great big situation when it doesn't need to get any bigger than it has already become at all at all,' said the pilot, doing his job beautifully.
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