To be honest, the main reason why AF gets so little traffic would be because he doesn't allow anyone on there. The only reason to bother typing in that URL is to view an indecisive and, in my opinion, fickle blog that has no predictable schedule. At least, on FH, there was some user-generated content – even if that was equally sporadic. AF would serve better as a personal diary.

But whacking things is bad, so I will stop doing that now. Everyone loves Pseudo, deep inside; you've just got to let your specifically turquoise rainbow shiiiine. :D